Lloyd P. Farley
AS SEEN ON TV!
Lloyd Farley, born and raised in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, is a published author and a quick wit.Devastatingly handsome, an intellect well beyond genius and remarkably humble, Lloyd knew from an early age that his passion was bringing joy to all.Many roadblocks attempted to hinder his goal of making people smile - a childhood listening to country music, a multi-year career shoveling coal into the eternal pits of hell (or an oil and gas service desk job, but whatevs), a failed marriage to a rutabaga named Ethel, John Mellencamp - but Lloyd could not be stopped. Drawing comics, doing impersonations, reciting Monty Python and some stand-up comedy ventures were just a few bullets in his arsenal oflaughs. Puns, though, were, and are, his bread and butter. Read on for more about the world of this man... nay, legend.
Hey, Llama Llegion - It's official — I can legally say "Lloyd Farley, the Great Pun King (As Seen on TV)"! Check out the Season 4, Episode 5 "This Is A Family Show," dated April 15th, 2025, on CityTV's 'Canada's Got Talent'!
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The Flintstones/Jetsons/Jurassic Park Theory
There’s a theory that posits that the Flintstones and the Jetsons exist in the same reality. There are slight variations, but they all more or less work on the premise that an apocalyptic event forced people to live in the sky, and those that were left behind had to rebuild society from scratch. The “sky people” would go on to great technological advancements, and the “land people” are left to fashion a society akin to prehistoric times. Interesting, yes, but what if there’s another addition that expands on the premise even more? Friends, I present to you the Flinstones/Jetsons/Jurassic Park theory. It all begins with the “Jurassic World” films. In those films, the dinosaurs have been brought to the mainland, and now humanity is coexisting with the prehistoric beasts. That is the current status quo. Now let’s say the dinosaurs start tipping the scales in their direction for dominance of the Earth. THAT could be the “apocalyptic event” that pushes people into living in the sky. But not just any people. No, we’re talking the highly educated, professional, and elite, the ones able to fashion a society that is elevated above the clouds. Without the encumbrance of dinosaurs and the common masses, they are able to focus on technological advances. The common masses, then, are left behind to deal with the dinosaurs and craft out a way of living. There are no more technological advances as the folks behind them are in the skies above, so the current items we take for granted eventually die out. But “life finds a way,” and man not only begins crafting rudimentary infrastructure, but slowly begin to train the dinosaurs as resources. Time goes on, and as generations go by the genetic pool of both civilizations averages out. The sky people have their commoners, and the land people develop class structures. The land people still only have access to limited resources, but are able to fashion phones, cars, televisions, etc. out of the resources that are available to them and plentiful: rock… and dinosaurs. That’s right. Humanity over time has trained the dinosaurs to perform various functions. Pterodactyls are used as airplanes, brontosauruses as excavation tools, apatosaurus’ as buses, and some dinosaurs have become pets. Absurd? Possibly, but there is a common connection: Universal Pictures. “Jetsons: The Movie” was distributed by Universal, as was the 1994 film “The Flintstones” and the films of the “Jurassic Park” franchise. Yabba-dabba-true. Trust me.
Who's the Narwhal?
The Story of Noddy the Narwhal
Somehow, the topic of "narwhals" came up in a random conversation with a coworker. She didn't believe they were real - mainly because I used to (?) make crap up. Luckily, someone in the office had an encyclopedia (like a tactile Google, kids), and sure enough, narwhals are real. A nice person would have left it at that. Not I. I created "Noddy the Narwhal" and made a children's book for her, one that involved Noddy accidentally impaling Neil Sedaka and putting on a Neil Sedaka mask so that his friend wouldn't be sad. But she was now sad because her friend Noddy wasn't there to meet Neil Sedaka. He's about to tell the truth when suddenly, Neil Sedaka shows up! It turns out that Noddy had impaled a wax figure of Sedaka that was on its way to Madame Tussaud's, but accidentally fell off the boat. Noddy came clean, sad that he had lied but didn't want his friend to be sad. His friend called him a "silly narwhal", all was forgiven, and they had a wonderful time together. From there, Noddy took on a life of his own, appearing in books for birthday parties, company Christmas parties, and, most importantly, a wedding - the one between myself and "Noddy's friend" Kimberley, the coworker who inspired Noddy in the first place.
HEY, WANNA BUY A COPY OF "PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT"?
BE THE ENVY OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE!
Dozens of mini-stories, all ending in the type of humor that will make you groan mightily. What's not to love? Here's what the people are saying:
“Reading ‘Pun and Grimeish Mint’ was the best snap decision I’ve ever made.” – Thanos
“Book.” – King Shark
“Lürfin der jöömer in der pün böök.” – Swedish Chef
“I love this book so very, very much. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages!” – Dwayne Johnson
“Mr. Johnson has never read your book, let alone laughed at its content. We will see you in court.” – Dwayne Johnson’s lawyer
Here's where you can find it!
Lloyd's Favourite Funny Stuff
THE VIDEOS BELOW WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION "WHY IS LLOYD SO, SO WEIRD?"
"PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT II" HAS A WORKING TITLE!
PUN AND GRIMEISH MINT II: THE EMPIRE'S SPICE RACK
LOWER HUMOR. MORE WORDS. AND THIS THYME IT'S PERSONAL
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